Friday, July 30, 2010
Sane gets OLD !!!!
Not So "SANE" ways to Fame :
1) This is surely the TOP way:- Wanna BE CELEBS easiest way --Become a part of reality show celluloid , perform some bold bitching, fighting , romancing( the limit is what u decided , more public n bold more time u get on prime time news) moves with not necessary opposite gender person.--Bang Bang -- U are in the breaking news :)
2) Make a so called "horny" ( even the blurred one will do ) LOOK ALIKE act of public display of "sex"( not necessarily u meant it-- even flying off the tangent would give you at least 30 second of tabloid . hurray !!!--- U are in news and in pockets of at least half a billion people within a day of two.
3) Run over pedestrians and not so much liked people of the nation , get caught but drive a costly car if u don't have one beg,borrow, steal ; It will add spice to your column ( they don't give a damn for autos and truck drivers RASH driving massacre )--- wow Maverick u made it to at least side column of front page and 10-20 second in prime time show.
4) Be a politician , the bigger the better ; the harsh, the meaningless , the immature,the insane and witty your speeches and actions are, the perfect for your career growth . If you have a criminal background , a few serious charges, u are in for a race with pole position if not try manifesting one out.
5) Be the part of BIG GAME ( Rape, scandal , casting couch, rath yatras, riots, political melodramas, Proxy money settlements, bookies , bids (any kind but the numbers should be very high), the list is endless ).
6) If you cant be part of any one of top 5 , don't worry there is a new one for you but you can only enjoy it in heaven -- guessed it right -- Either commit suicide ( please have a silly reason ), or get involved in social unethical crime scene in the mighty " khap panchayat " scenic drama ; this one needs to be addressed more seriously although.
7) Get high on cloud 9 in so called social secret orgies , hallucinate all night , bang on beavers and have a gala time --Is this a crime -- Not until someone call police in the wee hours. then you get bail(only Richie rich ones) n considered minors. woww ... here u get everything under the the mask of innocence.
8) Be a fashion catastrophe( romancing snakes in international fests) or kiss the most hated celeb around , although this one is just for last league celebs but one can have ideas to make it to local news if u cant u can always use money power.
9) Get a cracker-jacker of a news , make one -- for e.g "U found a way to hell/heaven" or " date of end of world" , do remember the crime spot.. sorry the epicenter of the news should be the most unknown , uncommon,uncanny, supernatural place ... If you hit a jackpot .. u can be in an special report show ;)
10) This is the least you can do if you have a desire to be camera caught for insane reasons be the part of mob , picture backgrounds i.e extras rather pooled in extras ( example wud be shown in latest movie Peepli live ..sm Mata act.. go you tube it ) and there you go ... still made it although ur face is not edited or glowed or circled red, but there u are although showcasing a confused look , u always knew u r clicked/shot by lenses .... SAFEST way.
The list is ever evolving , Like a music mania ranking which keeps on getting updated every week. One can always contribute to it , by his INSANITY instincts . But Its always better STAY SANE INSIDE INSANITY.